The Office Prayer

Dear God,

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people

I had to kill today because they really pissed me off,

And also, Lord, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,

As they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....12% on Monday, 23% on

Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Fridays.

And most importantly God, help me to remember

That when I'm having a really bad day,

And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,

That it takes 42 muscles to frown,

And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.