14 May 2008

rachel! and lessons learnt from the ark

RACHEL! you ass. you didn't tell me until now. you absolute toothead. ah nevermind. me being the wonderful compassionate cousin that i am will forgive you without your asking. i'm just an email away!

but anyway, ignore that if you're name is not rachel joan ng.

i found this email that i thought was really nice.


Noah's Ark


ONE: Don't miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.


THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.


FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.


FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.


SIX: Build your future on high ground.


SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.


EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.


NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.


TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.


ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

1 comment:

Rachel said...

hey!
at least i wasn't like someone who went off to australia without telling me anything!
haha. take care