xian's 18th & runescape

Xian's 18th birthday was yesterday. it was cool. except that i got cream on my face, thanks to mr lee. GLARES. but what to do? its his birthday. the guys gave him a porn magazine for his birthday, bought from 7 eleven. apparently, faz and chen didn't have enough guts to buy it so they returned to albert house and asked the derks to go along with them. in the end i think it was derk wen who bought it. BUT, if its uncle andrew reading this then: UNCLE ANDREW! XIAN READS PORN REGULARLY! GO CHECK UNDER HIS BED! THERE'S ONE COPY IN BETWEEN THE MATRESS AND THE BED FRAME! haha. xian, you're soooo dead if uncle andrew spot checks your room! we got him a nice decent non-confiscatable scarf. : )

the guys proposed to bash him up while singing happy birthday. so, they sang it extra slow. and when it came to the girls' turn, he looked around for amah and promised never to tease her. and then he looked around for me and announced "mel, you're always tall in my eyes." LIAR. so, we poked him. while he was suspended by 4 guys holding a limb each. i would have whacked him but i realised most girls don't whack people. sadly. it would have been nice to get my revenge. he teases my height(or lack thereof) 24/7. literally. don't forget that he's my neighbour.

anyway, to the birthday boy: illegitimate uncle! hope you had a happy seventeenth. grow up a bit can? yup. and stop telling me i'm short dammit.

I MISS RUNESCAPE ALL OF A SUDDEN. argh. i want to kill a cow and get the cowhide and sell it on the grand exchange. i wonder how much its changed. the prices i mean... when i told one of the guys i miss runescape suddenly and started telling him about the cowhide thingy and the full black armour i have and the noobs that overtake the game, he was like wow, i'm impressed. and i was like thinking, oh my gosh. typical male who thinks girls are only good for shopping and dresses. WAKE UP MAN. but seriously, i'm considered fairly noobish in runescape. i don't really like combat cause you can die anytime. and you can only keep your 3 most valuable items. SAD RIGHT. but i like getting rich! haha. you're such a materialistic girl meliss.

ah. i should learn to play dota or dablo. those don't suck my mbs.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a large ego, must be in want of a woman to cut it down." -In Acting up by Nathan M.